well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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