do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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