i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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