Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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