awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I queefed so loud it echoed.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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