I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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