FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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