There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Randomize
