hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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