On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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