She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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