You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
