TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
