i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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