Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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