Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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