I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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