there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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