remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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