I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
