hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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