At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
