there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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