Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
