There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
