we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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