Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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