i was rollin on her like bob the builder
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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