week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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