first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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