chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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