it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
