Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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