he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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