He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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