I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
