I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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