I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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