Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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