I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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