No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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