I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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