Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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