:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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