make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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