I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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