Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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