how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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