I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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