honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
