Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
