i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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