how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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