We're facebook friends in real life
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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