No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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