you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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