? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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